Tuesday, August 24, 2010

If Jesus were to give a speech to today's youth (particularly teenagers) what would he say?

An up-to-date modern version of Matthew Chapters 5-7. I'm sure that he would look at the Christian faith and be both proud and disappointed. Would he have the same feelings for the church leaders as he did the Pharisees? He felt that you should do what the Pharisees say from a ';law'; perspective but not to act they way they acted.


If Jesus were to give a speech to today's youth (particularly teenagers) what would he say?
He might say something like: Hi. I see things are getting pretty rough for you all. Divorces, fighting, diseases, addictions, loneliness. Half of you don't get to know your father. Half are hungry, broke.... feels like you are losing the battle to greed and pride and just general meanness. Well, you are right, you are losing the battle, but it's just birth pangs. Come closer, ... this is what we're gonna do. If Jesus were to give a speech to today's youth (particularly teenagers) what would he say?
love everyone, no exceptions, just love.





(Or maybe 'crucify me again, because the first time did not really seem to take away the sins of the world since the majority is still being damned to hell, so let's try one more time')
He'd say love God as much as She loves you and be kind to your neighbor, and then he'd go after the loudmouth fundies and call them a bunch of liars and hatemongers using his and God's name to promote thier own agendas
hed say ';im still waiting for you to realize that religion is a social control, and hey good luck following the ten big rules lol';
He would start by explaining that in his absence, his copyright has been misused. A lot.
Stay morally clean, listen to your parents, study the scriptures and the gospel, pray often.
';I'm sorry your parents and their parents screwed everything up so badly, but it's not my fault they got it all wrong.';
'Love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your strength and with all your mind'; and, 'Love your neighbor as yourself.' Luke 10:27 NIV
Don't believe in false idols (through marketing). Even though I'm an atheist, even I would go to his meetings on this one!!!
Nothing that he hasn't already said.
The same things He always has. Primarily, ';Repent and be saved.';
What he always says: ';Believe in me, or go to hell!';



';No glove, no love.';
the same things he said 2000 yr.s ago
get of your butts/ or you are not animals
interesting question...i think he'd tell us to continue to live life.
';Wow. . . . . things have gotten crazy.';





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';Deny Miley Cyrus! For the love of Me!';
He'd say...trust me...its okay...go home...smoke a bowl.

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